Funny sayings

So tonight was Kalyn's last softball game. Tournament play ended so quickly but she had fun and I was amazed that my daughter could actually play softball, although I still think a big part of it is the uniform/shoes, and the social aspect. When Jonathan and Kalyn came home tonight we talked about the game and of course how it went. Kalyn stole a base and appearantly it was close but she was safe. Jonathan commented that she just needed to pick up her speed a little. He said that when a friends daughter is running the bases he always yells out "pick up the plow." Kind of funny, we did have to explain that one to Kalyn. So he turned to him and said "so, a farmer yells to his daughter, "pick up the plow." What does a pastor yell to his daughter?" Made me smile and think of all the silly things we say.

Are there any sayings that you would share??

Another one we have is from Jonathan's grandma and the girls just hate hearing it. When they forget to do something or grab something they were supposed to and they have to go all the way back upstairs or downstairs or worse yet outside, we say "if you don't use your head you have to use your feet."